MC Sandlerbrau bio - activist, webmaster

Excerpted from the online Fair Street Journal

MC Sandlerbrau in effect has been leading a grassroots political movement involving machines rising. He is powered by a hydrogen fuel cell, and hopes he can be a role model for the energy infrastructure of the developed world. In his less Terminator moments, MC Sandlerbrau was recently named Professor of t.A.T.u Studies at the University of Fair Street. Sandlerbrau has a degree in Political Economy of Industrialized Ebonics and is working towards a PhD in Alternative Ecobonics from B-town, what what. Sandlerbrau previously lived for The Crisis, but dropped out of his MA Program in Apocalyptic Studies on Jan. 1, 2000. Sandlerbrau is an MC because, "being an MC is what I choosa, ladies love me, girls adore me, yes, even the ones who never saw me like way that I rhyme at a show, the reason why man I don't know." Sandlerbrau believes that it takes 2 to make a thing go right. He also feels that it takes 2 2 make it out of sight. Some of Sandlerbrau's exploits which have been catalogued in the Fair Street Journal and previous incarnations of zines include: being impeached for luring young nubile unsuspecting nymphets to his lurid den of debauchery through a complex scheme called "local currency," being still unmarried throughout 2002 "The International Year of Getting Married," and slacking.

Sandlerbrau's musical history includes stints with the thrash-core, post-industrial, ambient IDM, abstract nonsense band Nubile Cadaver, and the often imitated, but never duplicated, Scrotal Bagpipe. Sandlerbrau is sometimes told, "...please Hammer, don't hurt 'em." Sometimes Sandlerbrau does anyway though. Sandlerbrau likes big butts and he cannot lie. Sometimes Sandlerbrau runs, sometimes he hides. Sandlerbrau listens to alot, and I mean alot, of Def Leppard. Word.

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